I think you are cool and I've been a very very good girl this year. I only lapsed that 1 time, oops no twice - okay few times but not that many. I've given my list a lot of thought ...
1. Can I get a lock on my door so I don't have to hide under the desk anymore - sometimes I get caught (sneaky Jennifer) because I have to pop my head up to see if they are finally gone.
I'd like both the overhead lights in my office to work. Sometimes it's dark in here and I can hear whispering and giggling. It could just be Jennifer down the hall but I can't tell - it is dark.
2. Please send the elves over to my house to de-clutter and clean. I only want the elves, no home improvement shows allowed.
3. I know everyone I work with wants to be a pirate, but could we pretend to be something else once in a while? We don't have to be grown-ups, I have some reasonable expectations after all. Maybe we could just agree that anyone who wears sandals has to paint their toe nails.
I want to be a cast-away for a week or two. I think Jennifer wants to be a cruise director on the Love Boat.
4. Can I be assigned an exciting state to go to this year? Maybe Hawaii? Or the U.S. Virgin Islands. I promise to make lots of sales calls.
5. Another puppy to keep me company in the office while I work. Puppies make me happy.
See Santa, I'm a reasonable woman.
Love, Andrea
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Skullgrinder and her boss (King Moonracer) approve an office puppy. Though no poopy. Please.
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