My Turn!!

Santa Baby, if we're going to start making wish lists I want in!

1. A REAL desk. I have been known to occasionally sneak a peek online at desks. Especially the sexy kind with drawers and hard wood tops.

2. Security lighting in the parking lot. Now that Shannon has started calling the dark dark parking lot a “rape zone” I get the heebie jeebies every time I walk out there. Damn crack-heads.

3. A company massage therapist. I know I am not the only one who has this one on their wish list. And if something doesn’t change soon my left shoulder is going to relocate itself on the front of my chest. Not pretty.

4. Bigger pots for Shannon’s plants. (Ho Ho Ho, Skullgrinder!)

5. I’m voting for the new refrigerator too. Can it make those cute little ice pellets like Sonic’s ice, please?

6. A trip to NC with my girls. We’d really love to go for a visit.

7. Books – of course. And time to read them. Top three on my list – Semi-Homemade Slow Cooker Recipes by Sandra Lee. Because my family is tired of eating take-out. The Tales of Beedle the Bard by J.K. Rowling. Yes, it’s for me. I’m just a big kid. And finally, Gut Feelings: The Intelligence of the Unconscious by Gerd Gigerenzer. I know that last one sounds a bit dry and maybe out of place but I love books about how we make decisions, especially the ones that aren’t entirely rational. Sociology geek that I am, I’m a total sucker for any book that uses words like “heuristic” a lot. Talk academic to me, baby!

8. Laptop – So I don’t have to sit in the cold office at home. Instead, I could be snuggled under the covers sending invoices and writing blog posts like this.

9. An intercom system for upstairs so that Shannon and I don’t have to run up and down the stairs.

10. Micro-Stereo system – something that’s flat and wall-mountable so that Shannon and I can listen to music. The speakers on our monitors suck! >.<