This is a random list entitled “Things I sometimes imagine against my will.”
• My hands are laughing – I can’t write or type.
• If I laugh while swimming I will drown.
• I don’t like “Close Talkers” – people who stand too close to you while conversing. It feels like they are sucking up all the air.
• Toilet snakes – they are real.
Wednesday, March 4, 2009
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3 comments:
OMG! I'm afraid of toilet snakes, too. I know a rattler is lying in wait, ready to take a bite.
They are evil like that! AND I saw on the news once where a woman went to move clothes from the washing machine to the dryer and there was a huge snake curled up in the washer. The last thing I would have heard was the paramedics saying "CLEAR!" as they hit me with the defib paddles.
This causes me all kinds of mental trauma.
I hate those 'Close Talkers'. I can hear you fine from 6 feet away. Respect my personal space! Never had a toilet snake experience, but I will now be on the lookout.
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