How fat is Tuesday?

I always thought Tuesday was the skinniest day of the week. After the excesses of the weekend that is always the day of full recovery. The New ‘merican Encyclopedia says the fat Tuesday is the fattest day of the year. How does the skinniest day of the week become the fattest day of the year?

Maybe in this bad economy Fat Tuesday should go on a diet. However given the unknown affects of economic stimulus, this may not be practicable.

We're rainbows, dammit!

Happy Valentine's Day!

Fish? FISH? F.I.S.H.?

Have any of yall ever seen trucks with FISH written on the back? What does this mean? Are they carrying fish, and if so, are they then required to display that on their truck? Or is it an acronym? This question has plagued me for many, many years. Even tried Yahoo answers, but nobody could agree on what it meant. Just thought I would share that with everyone.

PS - Not sure what day I was supposed to blog on, so I thought I would just go for it.

News Flash: All Is Well. (Sort of)

I just wanted to assure all of you that drug smuggling is on the decline. Heroine and cocaine across U.S. borders, gold bars in Nepal, human trafficking in Canada ... they're all dead markets.

The new "hot" smuggling commodity: carrier pigeons. Or so thought this guy from the Middle East who tried to smuggle his little buddies in his thermal underwear (or whatever they call 'em over there.)

I just want to know one thing: why????

Poor little pigeons.

If I were the Pirate Queen

If I were the Pirate Queen I would use my sword to force naysayers to walk the plank.
The reel pirate ship (office) would have:
Puppies
Naptime
A painted toe nails rule
A coffee shop with free mocha lattes
A vacation condo in Tortuga


Thank you to Jimz for blogging on my day,
I really didn't have anything to say.

No Ribaldry!

There once was a boy named Chase
who's games ran amlost every place.
Then came the law
and right before the fall,
He cried "But my games are just like the man's from Ryan Place!

Steve the bionic panda

Is this freaky or what? It showed up one day on Jenn's desk and I didn't say anything because I didn't know what to say. It's disturbing, isn't it? Jennifer jerked the head off a Steve Austin (the Bionic Man) doll and put it on her panda AND THEN she jammed a plastic Easter shell on his head to keep the aliens from scanning his brain.

What the hell do you say to that? I'll tell you. Nothing. You simply move on. Move on.

Sweeps entries

OK. I'm creating a schedule for the blog. Here it is. If peeps don't blog, they don't get in the contest for best entry. And then they don't get a Sweeps chance to win the big monies.

Shannon - Thursday, 5th
Andrea - Friday, 6th
Sherry - Monday, 9th
Jim - Tuesday, 10th
Rob - Wednesday, 11th
Donald - Thursday, 12th
Jenn - Friday, 13th
Fred - Monday 16th
Teresa - Tuesday 17th
Greg - Wednesday 18th